Posted February 24th, 2008 by Mike Lawson
Every year the American Film Institute lets people vote for the top 100 movies of all times. Here’s a PDF of the 2008 edition.
I guess it’s the Oscar buzz in the air that made me look up this list, and I’m going to make a conscious effort to watch as many of these movies as possible in the next year. The bolded movies are the ones that I’ve already seen. Un-bolded means I’ve yet to see it, or it’s been so long since I’ve seen it I’d like to watch it again.
This list will be updated as I watch some of these movies.
I have seen 65 of the 100. How many have you seen?
- Citizen Kane
- The Godfather
- Casablanca
- Raging Bull
- Singing In The Rain
- Gone With The Wind
- Lawrence of Arabia
- Schindler’s List
- Vertigo
- Wizard of Oz
- City Lights
- The Searchers
- Star Wars
- Psycho
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Sunset Blvd.
- The Graduate
- The General
- On The Waterfront
- It’s A Wonderful Life
- Chinatown
- Some Like It Hot
- The Grapes of Wrath
- E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
- To Kill A Mockingbird
- Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
- High Noon
- All About Eve
- Double Indemnity
- Apocalypse Now
- The Maltese Falcon
- The Godfather Part II
- One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
- Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
- Annie Hall
- Bridge On The River Kwai
- The Best Years of Our Lives
- The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
- Dr. Strangelove
- The Sound of Music
- King Kong
- Bonnie and Clyde
- Midnight Cowboy
- The Philadelphia Story
- Shane
- It Happened One Night
- A Streetcar Named Desire
- Rear Window
- Intolerance
- Lord of The Rings: The fellowship of the ring
- Westside Story
- Taxi Driver
- The Deer Hunter
- M*A*S*H
- North By Northwest
- Jaws
- Rocky
- The Goldrush
- Nashville
- Duck Soup
- Sullivan’s Travels
- American Graffiti
- Caberet
- Network
- The African Queen
- Raiders of The Lost Ark
- Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
- Unforgiven
- Tootsie
- A Clockwork Orange
- Saving Private Ryan
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
- Silence Of The Lambs
- In The Heat Of The Night
- Forest Gump
- All The President’s Men
- Modern Times
- The Wild Bunch
- The Apartment
- Spartacus
- Sunrise
- Titanic
- Easy Rider
- A Night At The Opera
- Plantoon
- 12 Angry Men
- Bringing Up Baby
- The Sixth Sense
- Swing Time
- Sophie’s Choice
- Goodfellas
- The French Connection
- Pulp Fiction
- The Last Picture Show
- Do The Right Thing
- Blade Runner
- Yanky Doodle Dandy
- Toy Story
- Ben-Hur
Posted February 24th, 2008 by Mike Lawson
I went to the AMC Best Picture Showcase with Mr. D and Julie yesterday. 12 hours in the movie theater. On paper it sounds kind of daunting, but in reality it was a lot of fun. We watched all five of the movies that were nominated for best picture.
If I were the Academy I would totally give the award to Juno. Great characters, moving story, and boys running in short shorts. I’ve made this analogy before: Juno is the thinking man’s Napoleon Dynamite.
Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I’m at suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it’s Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants…
Juno MacGuff: I’m pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it’s Bleekers.
Leah: It’s probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I’ve taken like three pregnancy tests, and I’m forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That’s amazing…
Juno MacGuff: I don’t know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D… Anyway dude, I’m telling you I’m pregnant and you’re acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.
If my past picks tell you anything (I was all about Brokeback Mountain; I loved Little Miss Sunshine and Babel), Juno will probably not cut it…so I’m going to predict that No Country For Old Men will win the best picture Oscar. Anyone up for a friendly wager?
Before Atonement started I was ready to hate it, but ended up enjoying it a lot more than I had expected. I really loved Vanessa Redgrave’s performance…and even teared up a little. To me, Redgrave is such an elegant woman. One question my sister had about this movie: did Briony really have to keep the same hairstyle her entire life? Seriously, little Briony, teenager Briony, and older Briony all had that same haircut…how realistic was that?
The only nominated movie I didn’t enjoy 100% was There Will Be Blood. The story was solid, and I can see why it was nominated…I just have trouble enjoying movies that are all dusty and the characters have handlebar moustaches. Those are superficial criticisms…I know. But I am what I am.
Happy
Posted February 22nd, 2008 by Mike Lawson

Occasionally I’ll get teased when a friend realizes that I’ve got a collection of television theme songs on my iPod. So?
There are some really good theme songs of yesteryear that I don’t wish to forget any time soon. How many have you forgotten? Listen to these 15 theme songs, and tell me that it doesn’t throw you back to the 80s.
Keep track of how many you can correctly guess the name of the television show that it comes from. Click the link at the end of this post to see the correct answers. Share your score with me in the comments (honor system).
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Posted February 22nd, 2008 by Mike Lawson
Cheers
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Family Matters
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Saved By The Bell
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Sanford & Son
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Perfect Strangers
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The Odd Couple
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Alf
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Full House
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Family Ties
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Silver Spoons
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People’s Court
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Punky Brewster
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Laverne & Shirley
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Mr. Belvedere
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One Day At A Time
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Remember to leave your score in the comments…
Posted February 22nd, 2008 by Mike Lawson
This is the 9th and final limerick in this series.

Posted February 21st, 2008 by Mike Lawson
This is the 8th in the series. Read the others here.

Posted February 21st, 2008 by Mike Lawson

My mom isn’t a wonderful cook…that’s no secret. She gets teased often in our house because she will have a recipe and at the last minute decide to alter it, and ultimately ruin the food.
Last night she was cooking potato soup, and the recipe called for 1/3 cup of flour, and 3 cups of milk. And my mom was doubling the recipe. I guess she looked at the recipe card cross-eyed or something because she thought it said 3 cups of flour…and she doubled that.
So instead of 2/3 cups of flour, my mom put in 6 cups of flour. 6 cups of flour.
We seriously could have taken the soup and rolled it into balls, baked it, and made potato biscuits.
We ended up trashing the soup and making pasta and salad.
Posted February 21st, 2008 by Mike Lawson
This is number 7 in a series. Read the others here.

Posted February 20th, 2008 by Mike Lawson
Another limerick. See them all here.

Posted February 20th, 2008 by Mike Lawson

Arizonans call the Department of Motor Vehicles the “Motor Vehicles Department.” Totally fucks with that place in my brain where acronyms are stored. For the past 20 years I’ve been calling the place where you get licensed and car registrations the DMV…and suddenly I have to start calling it the MVD?!?!
Well I went there yesterday, and registered my car and got an Arizona Driver License. You can see my California and my Arizona license off to the left there. I’ve lost a few pounds, huh? The California picture was taken in summer 2006–so not too long ago.
One thing that I really liked about the Arizona DMV…er MVD was that they give you everything right then and there. I paid to register my car, and the woman reached under her desk and gave me a new license plate. I took a photo for my new license, and the woman said, “give me 2 minutes to print it out.” In California you have to wait for everything to be mailed to you. They give you temporary everything…”Give it 6 weeks to arrive in the mail.”
So I think that my new plates and my new license make me an Arizonan. Officially.
What do you think?