• Episode 133: Cathy

    Episode 133: Cathy

    Parents are defined as the people the beget or bring forth offspring. Cathy never beget me…but I’d still say she was like a mom.

  • The Obituary

    The Obituary

    Today I’ll share with you a few nice words about a friend of ours.

  • Episode 131: Disgusting

    Episode 131: Disgusting

    Two repeats in a row. Things are overwhelming with work/life/everything. As I mention in the beginning of the episode, I’m looking to connect with some people to do an online writing thing. I promise to treat you better than the person in this story. Hit me up: Mike@whatsomewouldcalllies.com.

    Enjoy the episode!

  • Episode 130: Goodbye To All That…Again

    Episode 130: Goodbye To All That…Again

    I won’t lie. I’m fucking busy.

    Today is the day that I have to record, and it’s already 10pm and I haven’t written a word. Therefore you’re getting a repeat…but don’t worry, it’s one of my favorite episodes. I think you’ll like it.

    Don’t forget to email me!

  • Episode 129: The Slaughterhouse

    Episode 129: The Slaughterhouse

    When you work at a slaughterhouse you have to be prepared. You have to wear the proper protective gear, and you have to know that at the end of the day you may be covered in blood.

  • Episode 128: Sugar

    Episode 128: Sugar

    From time-to-time we all feel like we are doing the right thing…then we end up drinking three gallons of water and pissing every fifteen minutes and we have to question our approach.

  • Episode 127: The Maze

    Episode 127: The Maze

    Every once in a while you find yourself trapped in a hedge maze with no escape. That’s normal…right?

  • Episode 126: Relief Valve

    Episode 126: Relief Valve

    The relief valve is a type of valve that is used to control or limit the pressure in a system or vessel which can build up. The pressure is relieved by allowing the pressurized fluid to flow…and today I let it flow.

  • Episode 125: Test Prep

    Episode 125: Test Prep

    I’ve got this friend Joe. He’s a few years older than me. And he’s gay.

  • Episode 124: A.K.A.

    Episode 124: A.K.A.

    Don’t act like you know how to spell your name and I’m the idiot. This is probably a really common problem.