This is the one with a tee.

You may recall the t-shirt giveaway a few weeks ago.  The winner, Brother Cinaedus, sent me these photos.

A couple of you have asked if the shirts are for sale.  Currently it’s just me and Brother Cinaedus that own the shirt…but I’m looking into it.

This is the one about Hiccups.

It wasn’t exactly a Nobel Prize in Literature…but it was close.  This week I’ll tell you about the time I wrote an award-winning piece of fiction.  Plus, I’ll announce the winner of the What Some Would Call Lies t-shirt giveaway.

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This is the one with a missed connection.

It’s Tuesday, y’all! So here is Episode 10 of the What Some Would Call Lies podcast.

If you think I’m sexy and you want my body, baby write an anonymous note on an internet message board explaining your attraction to me.

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This is the one about a realization.

Episode 9: Biopic

I think that Paul Walker should play me.

Thank you guys for your emails.  Remember that you can email me by writing any profane word or phrase and then put a @whatsomewouldcalllies.com after it.  The sicker and more profane the better.

Listen to episode 9 here:

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This is the one about puppets.

Here’s Episode 8 of What Some Would Call Lies.

Listen!

Some of life’s toughest dilemmas can be solved by a person who manipulates an inanimate object in real time to create the illusion of life. 

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And don’t forget to write an iTunes review before January 30th for your chace to win the kickass t-shirt.

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This is the one about compliments, booze and unemployment checks

If you’re a normal READER, why don’t you try LISTENING to the audio version of What Some Would Call Lies?  My weekly podcast story is usually about ten minutes.  Episode 7: Compliments, Booze and Unemployment Checks is about 9 minutes.  Check it out.

Some friendships are meant to last forever…and others are meant to last for twenty minutes in the hallway of some lady’s house in Los Angeles while you eavesdrop on two strangers having sex in the next room.

And don’t forget to go write an iTunes review to be entered in the What Some Would Call Lies t-shirt giveaway!

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This is the one where I kill a man.

Listen!!

The guilt of murdering a man has weighed on my shoulders for four years.  Today I come clean…AND I give away a t-shirts.

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And don’t forget that you can win this cool t-shirt by writing an iTunes review before January 30th, 2011 [click here to open the What Some Would Call Lies podcast in iTunes].

This is the one with a giveaway!

Isn’t that a freaking hot shirt??  My friends at ooshirts.com have made it possible for me to design and give away a really rad shirt to someone that listens to the What Some Would Call Lies podcast.

Want it?

All you have to do is write a review of the podcast in iTunes.  I don’t care what it says.  Just write from your little t-shirt-wanting heart.  It’s easier than taking candy from a slightly stupid baby… OPEN iTUNES AND WRITE A REVIEW RIGHT NOW!  Any iTunes reviews submitted before January 30th, 2011 will be eligible for the shirt.  I’ll announce the winner on the January 31st episode.

If you’re looking for a custom-printed shirt, ooshirts.com is a pretty easy-to-use company with reasonable prices (and I’m not just saying that because they gave me giveaways).  Their website is super-easy to navigate and their customer service was superb.

This is the one about a rainy day schedule.

Here is episode FIVE of the audio version of What Some Would Call Lies.  This week I tell a story titled “Rainy Day Schedule.”

The rain falling from the sky washed away my true nature and set free some blood-thirsty animal…today I’ll tell you a story of how a little rain triggered a WAR.

It’s short (less than 8 minutes) and FREE!  Listen now:

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This is the one with Episode 4.

This week I will tell you the story of a flight from Orange County’s John Wayne Airport to Phoenix’s Sky Harbor that seems entirely too coincidental to actually be true.  But it is.

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