This happened this morning:
I stole this mayorship back from Fadi. And for the record, I don’t appreciate all of you perverts salivating over his douchey picture that I posted here.
He is the enemy. Don’t forget that.
I know that this is getting serious, because this morning on the drive to the gym I started thinking about how I could squeeze in a workout on Sunday so he wouldn’t get an extra check in like he did last week.
God, I need a life.