What Some Would Call Lies

Episode 24: Hidey Ho! Mrs. Monroe


Sometimes friendships fade, people move on…but the influence that some folks have on you and your character stays with you.

Episode 23: Tell-Tale Mustache


All good stories start with a fundamental list of ingredients…the initial situation, conflict, complication, climax, suspense, denouement and conclusion.  Today you got them all.

Episode 22: The Gay Old Party


God Bless America.  Today I’ll reach across the aisle and try to caucus with the Republican Party.

Episode 21: Melody, rhythm and sentimental value


Today I’ll tell you the much needed explanation of why I never became a professional singer.

Episode 20: Too Sick To Write A Title


If I didn’t feel like complete shit right now I’d write something about this episode that will make you want to listen to all of it.  Instead you get a pathetic introduction.

Episode 19: Remember


Memory is the ability of the mind to store and recall past thoughts or knowledge…does that include overstatements, embellishments and embroidery?

Episode 18: So Why Don’t You Kill Me?


Oh the things we’ll do just to fit in.  Things like getting crazy with the cheese wiz, spray painting the vegetables and shaving your face with mace in the dark.  Sprechen sie Deutches, baby.  You’re probably thinking “what the hell is this loser talking about?”  Well, let me explain.

Episode 17: Folklore and Friendship


The building blocks of a successful friendship are trust, mutual interests and not laughing at one another’s beliefs.  CAN I DO IT?  Am I capable of respecting an opinion that’s so hokey and outlandish all in the name of company? You’ll find out today…

Episode 16: A Drink With Jam And Bread


We all have role models that we can credit for helping us develop into the people we have become.  Sometimes it’s your family.  Sometimes it’s a teacher.  And sometimes it’s a Captain and his seven children.

Episode 15: It’s A Diminutive Planet


Y’all knew I was a complete bitch when you weren’t listening, right?  This week I prove it.