What Some Would Call Lies

Episode 14: Instructing An Aged Canine How To Perform Modern Tasks


This week I help a slightly older friend learn how to use a computer.  And a slightly younger friend proves that it isn’t as easy as it looks.

Episode 13: The Usual Suspect Is An American Beauty


I don’t usually bring it up because I hate to brag…but this week I’ll be telling you the story of how I met a really good friend of mine that happens to be an Oscar winner.

Episode Twelve: The Anatomy of a Failed Relationship – In Song


Boy meets boy. Boy falls in love. And then boy records a song about it.

Episode 11: And I Never Ever Had Them Again


It wasn’t exactly a Noble Prize in Literature…but it was close.  This week I’ll tell you about the time I wrote an award-winning piece of fiction.  Plus, I’ll announce the winner of the What Some Would Call Lies t-shirt giveaway.

Episode 10: A Missed Connection


If you think I’m sexy and you want my body, baby write an anonymous note on an internet message board explaining your attraction.

Episode 5: Biopic


I’m thinking Paul Walker should play me.

Episode 8: Puppets


Some of life’s toughest dilemmas can be solved by a person who manipulates an inanimate object in real time to create the illusion of life.

Episode 7: Compliments, Booze and Unemployment Checks


Some friendships are meant to last forever…and others are meant to last for twenty minutes in the hallway of some lady’s house in Los Angeles while you eavesdrop on two strangers having sex in the next room.

Episode 6: I’m A Murderer


The guilt of murdering a man has weighed on my shoulders for four years.  Today I come clean…AND I give away a t-shirts.

Episode 5: Rainy Day Schedule


The rain falling from the sky washed away my true nature and and set free some blood-thirsty animal…today I’ll tell you a story of how a little rain triggered a WAR.