This is the one about Dicks.

Posted May 30th, 2008 by Mike Lawson

My 12-year-old nephew likes Dick’s Sporting Goods, and he had some Christmas/Birthday money to burn and he wanted to buy some football-related paraphernalia.  My sister was being a lazy-ass and didn’t want to drive my nephew to Dick’s, so my nephew said, “If I find it online can I use your credit card?  Do you think their address is Dicks.com?”

Ha!

I said, “Yeah, I think it’s Dicks.com…try it.”

As my lazy-ass sister sprung to her feet and grabbed the mouse.