This is the one about things at work.

Posted November 27th, 2007 by Mike Lawson

I interviewed a young woman named Linay at work this afternoon. These are the first words that came out of my mouth:

Hello Linay.
Right this way.

Then I laughed a little because I accidentally rhymed. Then I added:

I alway talk in rhyme, by the way.

And the bitch didn’t even crack a smile. Come on!  Needless to say, we won’t be hiring her.

And yesterday at work I did an orientation with three new employees.  We usually show them a video about reporting suspected cases of child abuse, but there was a meeting that was happening in the room where the TV, VCR, and child abuse video were…so instead I re-enacted the movie for them.  My favorite line in this video is “I’m glad I talked with Mr. Ramos in the after school program because you want to know what my mom did?  She made the bad man move out.”