A female friend of mine had a crush on a male friend of mine.  Of course she googled him and cyberstalked him by finding his Myspace, Facebook, etc.

Eventually the two friends started dating, and on their second date they met at her place to have some wine and look up show times and buy movie tickets online.

“You look up show times,” she said.  “I’ve got to go to the bathroom.”

He opened up google and started typing in the movie title, which tragically started with the same letter as his first name, and the drop down showed all of the previous searches my female friend did that started with that letter, including my male friend’s name.

When she returned from the bathroom my male friend said, “Have you ever googled me?”

Female friend chortled.  “No way, that’s stupid.”

They aren’t dating any longer.

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