What Some Would Call Lies » This is the one that is going to make me rich.

May 07 2008

This is the one that is going to make me rich.

I had an epiphany.

I have never seen a fat juggler. Think about it. Am I wrong?

I want to write a book called The Juggler’s Diet and it’ll be full of puns about how we juggle life, yadda yadda yadda, and that if you pick up some juggling balls you can start to shed pounds, yadda, yadda, yadda.

When you’re learning how to juggle you do a lot of bending over to pick up the balls that you dropped. You’re also standing. Standing and bending is good for you.

I can’t wait to cash my first check. Don’t steal this idea.

5 Responses to “This is the one that is going to make me rich.”

# Derek on 07 May 2008 at 9:37 am

Huh… I think you’re right. Weird.
# Paul on 07 May 2008 at 12:13 pm

I think your on to something, this was the only thing I could find and he has a pillow under his shirt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG-7SlqaWwQ
# Paul on 07 May 2008 at 12:16 pm

oooops, I was wrong, no pillow here……………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z04SxBll9bs
# Jonah on 07 May 2008 at 9:04 pm

After I was diagnosed with diabetes, I got the ADA Wizdom kit, complete with a set of juggling balls. One marked medication, one marked food, and one marked excercise. Juggling them made me hypo. Every single time.
# Celeste on 08 May 2008 at 9:21 pm

You better hide Penn Jilette! http://youtube.com/watch?v=mJP_l1OK8NM