This is the one with the only way to be sure.
Since the move, I’ve been unearthing some really old stuff. Scrapbooks, clothes, nun-figurines. And I’ve come to realize that when I was younger I used to write a ton more than I do now. It’s sad, really.
In dusty boxes I’ve found hundreds of pages of things that I’ve written – most of it pretty bad and inedible. Some of it is funny. Some of it isn’t. Yesterday I found a sheet of paper with the following typed at the top:
And that’s it. Nothing else. I have no idea what I was writing. A movie script?
I was about to type out a short story I wrote when I was 18, but as I was typing it I couldn’t fight the urge to edit and decided just to delete the whole thing. Maybe another time.
February 22nd, 2010 at 1:00 am
Maybe the job you did as an impersonator of this famous movie star really inspired you to jump into the real thing. As I read it, the voice in my head is a deep dark old cranky old guy. Robert de niro would be good. Btw I’ve been watching your vids (really enjoy them). And it strikes me, you kinda looked like Christian Bale. Is he the one you were dressed up as?
February 22nd, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Serial killer much?